Titles are important. For example:

Many Shades of Puce.

Nah, you say. OK, everyone’s done the Fifty Shades take offs. What titles can you think of that . . . well . . . just didn’t click?

My starter list:

The Importance of Being Serious
The Elderly Man and the Ocean
Moby Whale
Sense and Responsibility
Who Does the Bell Ring For
Horntooter
The Martian Short Stories
Lady Chatterley’s BFF
No Man is All Alone
The Leather Socks Tales
Looking for the Communist Submarine

Others may occur . . .